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And on the back it says:
Kiss her the way she wants it * Pinch her ass in inappropriate locations * Surprise her in the shower * Make her cum with your mouth * Bend her over when she least expects it * Rub her clit with the head of your cock * Suck her nipples * Fuck her gently * Fuck her hard * Fuck her often * Make her suck your cock * Whisper dirty things to her in public * Watch her use toys * Masturbate for her * Spank her ass * Always make her cum * Tell her she is the only one
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Well played, Hooters.
That is hilarious. ~~Squee
THIS IS AWFUL.
HUMILIATING.
DISRESPECTFUL.
And above all, fucking cruel.
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Said this to me:
“It was really embarrassing! I think I flashed the whole bar, but during a gonorrhea breakout.”
Verbatim.
Dude, right?
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If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.
Thank you.
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He came home to fuck me. He walked in the front door and told me this. Lucky, for me, I happened to be naked. He lay me on my back and clamped his huge hand over my mound, his bird finger resting in me, teasing. He kissed me hard and then He put His lips over my neck, in the center, on the ridge and applied enough pressure to keep my head pinned down and unmoving.
He then just demolished my pussy. He rubbed side to side with His whole hand, fast and hard. He pushed and swirled and rubbed and the whole time I couldn’t move from the neck up. He was silent because His mouth was on me and it was very sensual and intimate.
I sucked His dick, and like always it was awesome, but I also sucked His raised patch of skin in between the asshole and the balls (name?) while I rubbed my whole hand up and down the underside of His cock. He loved it.
He fucked me with one leg on His shoulder and the other on the ground between His legs. It was wonderful for both of us and He came deep in my throat.
Then he left (I hate these 16-19 hour days) but when I looked in the fridge I saw he left me lunch!!
Best boyfriend ever:)